He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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