so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
There are leaves in my underwear?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
