So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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