I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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