he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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