talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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