I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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