end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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