I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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