coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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