If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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