it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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