is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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