FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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