Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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