The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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