so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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