People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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