i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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