You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
