is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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