if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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