There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just google imaged poop.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
