life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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