Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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