Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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