Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
