Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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