Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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