Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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