yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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