Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
All the doctor said was why
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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