sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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