gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
i now understand why vodka
Pants are for mortals
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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