just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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