You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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