I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
why do cheetos always look like penises
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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