Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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