super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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