There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I touched a dick in church today
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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