nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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