If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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