I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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