this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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