She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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