Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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