they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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