Buhtt sex?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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