So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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