dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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