Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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