wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
