I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Ketchup is God's man juice
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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