Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I am full of burrito and curiosity
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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