I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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